Post by Natooke on Jan 19, 2004 14:56:01 GMT -5
Frog Loan
> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. Patty
> looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
> that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
> manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
> says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
> know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as
> collateral."
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
>
> (you're gonna love this)
> (it's a real treat)
> (masterpiece)
> (wait for it)
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? - I knew you would be.)
> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. Patty
> looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
> that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
> manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
> says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
> know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as
> collateral."
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
>
> (you're gonna love this)
> (it's a real treat)
> (masterpiece)
> (wait for it)
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? - I knew you would be.)
(aaaaaaaieeeeee now that song's in my head!)